Eli Roth & Michael Bacall Planning & Scheming Lyrics

Michael Bacall :
Now, look,
You can't look like you're trying to get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up,
But you've got to get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up.

Eli Roth :
What's the point?
They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake L.B.J. and it's no guys.
Absolutely no guys.

Michael Bacall :
Okay.
So after we bring the girls' drinks,
In fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
We order two more rounds of shots.

Eli Roth :
You think they're gonna fall for that?

Michael Bacall :
We'll be very convincing.
Now it's time to turn up the volume.
No more f___ing around.
We go to Jäger shots.

Eli Roth :
Man, they're not gonna drink Jäger shots.

Michael Bacall :
Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze, a f___in' b____ will drink anything.
C'mon, we can at least get one shot of Jäger down these f___ing b____es' throats.
After that, we'll see if they get another Jäger shot in them.
You never know.
That could be the shot that puts them past the point of "f___ it."

Eli Roth :
Then all of a sudden "no guys at the lake house"
Turns into a couple of guys at the lake house.

Michael Bacall :
My point exactly
And I know I can at least get "Shanna Suck-my-banana" to do a f___ing b___ery Nipple shot.
What's Julia's sweet shot?

Eli Roth :
Key Lime Pie

Michael Bacall :
Oh, come on, dude.
Even f___ing Leroy Brown would do one more for dessert.

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