Don't tell her the story,
about my little monster.

Go something like this:

I have a little monster,
He lives on the lake.
He's my little monster,
have you heard of it?

He scares a lot of people,
when they see him on the lake.
He scares a lot of people,
when they have him on the face.

He is chewing up your b___
He is chewing up your a__
He is chewing up your legs
He is chewing up your face

He is chewing up! chewing up!
chewing up! chewing up!
chewing up your face!

You're dead, You're dead
Oh You're so dead
You're really dead!

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