Werid Al Yankovich Because I Got High Lyrics

I was gonna clean my room but then I got high
I was gonna get up and find a broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but then I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high

now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo p____ too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on my sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole song wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]
wel my name is afroman and im from east palm dell, east palm dell
and all the dopey weed i be smoking is mamas hell
i dont belive in hitler thats what i say, so all of you skins please give me more head mother f**ker
afro mother f__er m-a-n
A E I O U .. and sometimes W
we aint gonna sell none of these mother f__in albums 'cause...
lets go back to marshal durby and hang some more chickens
F**K THE CORPRIOT WORLD BIYOTCH!!