The Devil went to Jamaica; he was lookin' to sell some weed
He was doin' fine; they were standin' in line; it was excellent weed indeed
When he came across a young man who was likewise peddlin' pot
And the Devil slid down the beach to the kid and said, "Boy, lemme tell you what

"I guess you kinda figured I'm a reeferhead of course,
And after all this time, I guess that I'm a connoisseur of sorts.
Now your stuff smells OK, but this could tranquilize a horse.
I'll bet a million in cash against your stash cuz I think mine's better than yours."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny and you ain't smoked nothing yet.
One hit of this grass will kick your ***! You got yourself a bet."

Johnny, roll a ball of hash and make sure it's the bomb
Cuz the Devil's got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam.
You'll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope,
But if you can't, the Devil gets your dope!

The Devil packed a bong with a little Acapulco Gold
And resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl.
He filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit.
And as they passed it back and forth, it gave em both a coughing fit.

(coughing fit bridge, with a "d___" thrown in near the end)

When the bowl was finished, Johnny said, "Hey, man, that stuff was great!
But fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegetate!"

Cannabis sativa, sweet Mary Jane.
The Devil's in the back yard, frying his brain.
Zig zag filled with the diggity dank
Hold on tight, it'll hit you like a tank!

The Devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned,
And he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that Johnny owned.
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz.
I done told you once, you son of a b____: mine's the best there ever was!"
And they...

Fired up doobies one by one
They're not gonna stop till the bag is done
Green as a bullfrog, sticky as glue
Granny do you get high? "Yes I do."

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