Jason Mraz Mudhouse / Gypsy MC (Live from Amsterdam) Lyrics

We ain't got no dope
All I got's my forty
Ain't got nobody, baby
That I can call my shorty

I'd like to give a shout out to all the v-i-ps and
Individualize because I am an MC. I can because I care
Cause my family's here cause I, cause I
Cause I appreciate the mentality of music
Saving all my sentences unless of course I'm smoothly spoken
Quiet type the kind to watch out for
No man of the clan perpetrating the scam
Sure I'm the boy with the fallopian voice
Straight from the sleeve of any wizard of choice
I got the reason to be roamin' out the coverage area
Send me the bill if all my lovin' is scarin' ya

Dare you to dream the way that I believe
Got the skill to go commando in any fatigues
I got the best d___ band in the music scene
But I can also flow solo or just let it be
Because of the love
Oh the self-realization is the ifs ands & buts
Cause you gotta know your name before you play-a the game
Keep a level-headed check on your health and stay sane
Address the tack on the track put the needle on the record and
Prepare for playback
Say Jack
Could I buy another vowel I need another clue
And I could also use a towel
And how goes the medium tempo
Slaying all the teachers like the class of '84
And down low you know that my fidelities low
And I would never hurt a fly with my flip-flops on
Got control
Even keep a clean toilet bowl
2000 flushes blue and it's still going strong
Do I do what I do for the sake of the song
Comin' through on the radio it's for you
This is proof my own story's a spoof
I'll always be a gypsy or forever be aloof
And if you never get to liking me it's okay too
But you've made it this far so pay a toll at the booth
Yes you made it this far so pay a toll at the gate
Yes you made it this far now make some noise in this place
Say we made it this far now let's get back to the part that we sing

We ain't got no dope
All I got's my forty
Ain't got nobody, baby
That I can call my shorty

True or false? I can be a sensitive man
With sensible plans for the everyday woman
And I can keep you eating out the palm of my hand
Because the dope that we smoked was grown on my land
The words I burn they don't come from a can
The movie in my mind will be the winner at Cannes
So take your chance a plot of full or part-time romance
Clever as a bell don't measure up to whatever
Cause it don't matter how tall, how fat, or how small
Equal opportunities are open to all
The casting call the line forms down the hall
All you need is ID that shows that you're legal
But people with egos well you better not go
Cause you know I don't need those
if you got a problem that I really oughta read
Post it on the web care of R-K-O-P
It's easy like me but a bit less the cheesy
Go heavy on the melody and add a little cheese
And if you can't stand the kitchen, get the hell out the heat
To meet with the geek all you need is a heartbeat
And to meet with the geek on the street all you gotta do is know the words you sing
So everybody repeat this after me

We ain't got no dope
All I got's my forty
Ain't got nobody, baby
That I can call my shorty

Well, I'm type A positive and just the way I like it
Right away I'm satisfied with my food before I try it
Can't deny it to save my life, I'm never lying
To brave this mic without the same thing twice
Is actually an act to staying up all night
With the mood just right
And the purchase of a flight from the west coast
To these Netherlands lights
It's aurora borealis' company that I'm tight with
Despite all the things that you've heard
I'll admit that most is true and I'll be keeping my word
And I will do the double-duty on a search for new verbs
I report to work early to deliver the worm
With a back well covered by the buddies of ease
And no way in hell that I will ever have to say please
And breaking all the codes on the latest machines
Well I'll even let you download me for free

We ain't got no dope
All I got's my forty
Ain't got nobody, baby
That I can call my shorty