Portia Reiners The Cheerleader is Always a Bitch Lyrics

cheerleaders in Hollywood are so mean
they're the favorite villains on the big and small screens
they torment all the nice girls who are squeaky clean
the quarter back is a king to their homecoming drama queen
cuz cheerleaders in Hollywood are mean
the cheerleader's always the b____ on tv
they make it look like it's all so easy
they are always the blondest and richer than rich
always have it all but they don't work for it
thats what makes the cheerleader a b____
Chorus
its not right (echo)
its not so (echo)
as a cheerleader i live on one more toe
with pom poms
and great responsibilities
so on the day of the big game
cheer your voiced to victory
shisk boom bah
I'm a really nice girl if you give me a chance
i swear its not the power i just love to dance
and its not my fault that i can do great splits
both of my parents are contortionists
guess thats why the cheerleader's a b____
keeping everything in balance
don't drop me please (solo)
its a very hard routine
your so clumsy (solo)
high school is a pyramid
and it takes a lot of talent to explore the scene
all i want is to live a normal life
grow up to be pretty and a trophy wife
i want the best car best purse and nails
never buy a single thing on sale
thats what makes the cheerleader the b____
chorus
shisk boom bah x3
rah x3