Yeast a' Burnin'
Parody of "Beast of Burden" by the Rolling Stones

My girl gave me her yeast infection
When we made love... with no protection
Now all I want is for it to not burn when I pee!

My girl gave me her yeast infection
I itch so bad... my wee-wee's hurtin'
All I wanted was for her to make love to me!

Well I'm young enough
and I'm dumb enough
and she's a b____, sho'nuff
cuz she gave that stuff to me

My girl gave me her yeast infection
I'm using all her... Monistat 7
Baby pick me up some at the corner grocery!

Well I learned so much
that it burns so much
and she's a b____, sho'nuff
but at least it's not herpes...

Aw baby I'm so piti-piti-piti-piti-piti-pitiful!
So piti-piti-piti-piti-piti-pitiful!
Come on baby... why'd you give it to me???

Let me tell ya,
She put it out right in front of me!
She put it out like a choice cut of meat!
Now put me out, put me out, put me out of misery!

Yeah all this itchin' I tried to shrug it off
But I'm scratchin' so much that I'm about to tug it off!
And there's just one thing baby
That you'd better understand
Next time I need lovin' I'll just probably use my hand!

Yeah it itch so much!
Oooh!
Yeah it burns so much!
And she's a b____ sho'nuff a b____ sho'nuff...
Ooo-hoo-a-hoo!

My girl gave me her yeast infection
I'm makin' bread... on my erection
Just call me Fleichmann's, add some flour, bake at 350!

My girl gave me her yeast infection
My girl gave me her yeast infection
Gave it, gave it, gave it gave it all to me.....

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