Poo-Poo Stains
Parody of "Purple Rain" by Prince

I never meant for you to do my laundry
Cuz now it's caused me so much pain
Holding my briefs I caught you laughing
I did not want to see you laughing at my poo-poo stains

Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
I walked in and I caught you laughing at my poo-poo stains

You were only supposed to be my weekend lover
Now it seems you've moved on in, yeah
And it's this secret you've discovered
I've got some real bad cleanliness issues with my rear end

Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
I never thought that you would know that I leave poo-poo stains

And honey I swear, I swear, I swear I've been wiping!
It doesn't really matter what I do... I leave poo-poo!
So you tell me you're leaving, baby I think that's just fine
Just drop my drawers, don't tell nobody, about my poo-poo stains!

Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains!
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Never thought you'd see my
Never thought you'd see my
My stanky poo-poo stains!

POO-POO-HOO-HOO....

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