[Intro: imitating Lil' Jon perfectly]
(m_________ers ain't ready)

YYEEAAAAHHH!

(f___ers they ain't ready)

What's up y'all? (Hahaha) This your boy D'Mite (ha)...see I usually do songs with like...hooks and concepts and s___ right?

But f___ that (f___ that) man I'm trying to go platinum. So I'm 'bout to rock this s___. Check this out y'all...uh

[joined in by East Side Boys soundalikes]

[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a m_________in' book

[Bridge x4]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!

[Verse 1 x4]
Not a sports page (what?), not a magazine (who?)
But a book n____, a f___in' book n____ (yeah!)

(put that s___ back one more time)

[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a m_________in' book

[Bridge x4]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!

(come on let me get real hard core on their a__es...)

[Backup voices occur randomly]

[Verse 2]

Raise your kids [x2]
Raise your g______ kids!
[x4]

Your body needs water...so drink that s___! [x4]

Buy some land, buy some land (what?)...f___ spinning rims! [x4]

Brush your teeth [x2]
Brush your g______ teeth!
[x4]

Wear deodorant n____! [x8]

It's called Speedstick (b____!) it's not expensive (b____!) [x4] [last one doesn't end with b____ and has him laughing in the background]

[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a m_________in' book

[Bridge x2]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!
[fades out quickly]

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
14
14.42
Damone Wasted Years Lyrics
Ramones I Can't Control Myself Lyrics