Five Iron Frenzy Chew Water Lyrics

I dont rock the jukebox,
or hustle the women
I'm deep drownin' in trouble and not even swimmin'
I can't begin to tell you my toils,
my trouble is worse than my face being eaten off by boils
It's so bad i can't even start to tell you
my troubles
It's not about a dog,
or women,
nothin'
What you're gonna have to see is,
I took my cousin Cletus's chew water and I drank it
I drunk it all up and now i've got cancer of the esophagus.