Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen-

That's... that's enough music for now lads.

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
(No!)
Bravely ran away, away!
(I didn't!)
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
(No!)
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
(I didn't!)
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
(I never did!)
He beat a very brave retreat,
(All lies!)
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
(I never!)

(My Liege, it's Robin!)
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and b_____ing off
And chickening out and p___ing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge

Sir Robin!
My Liege, it's good to see you.
Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail?
He is sneaking away and b_____ing off-
Shut up!

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