Wax the monkey, shave the bear,
jungle-creatures won't be fed in here,
trim the hedges, cut the trees,
then you'll know how affection feels.

Shave the monkey, wax the bear,
such hairy creatures cannot stay in here,
cut the hedges and trim the tree ... -
who is there hiding in the shrubbery?!

Where there's a hole there is an ace,
I will put a smile on your grumpy face.

Beefcake vegetarian,
we're oiled, refined and slightly tanned.
If we're the heat-wave,
then you're the fan ... -
and now we'll gladly carry out
the garbage-can.

We're fifty-something, well-aged wine,
if you're wooden in your cask, that's just fine.

I'll be your Garland Queen of Lace,
the Sleeping Beauty in our maze.
Oh, fifty-something, well-aged wine,
me, the wooden cask, that's fine.

I know, you like me to watch you p___,
you're only waiting to be kissed.
You're such a beauty, now behold,
here comes a shower and it's made of gold.

I'm a flower, water me,
let's build a castle by the sea!
You're like the sun-shine, morning-breeze,
the sun shines warm on your disease ... -
such pollen makes the black bird sneeze.

Who is there sitting on your back?
There is no need for a sneak-attack!
If you're monastic to my bliss,
then I will be faithful ... like SYPHILIS.

Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s),
he knows the art of tonsure well,
and all the songs a blade can sing,
such is the Easter that I bring:

The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults,
I am the Goddess that unfolds,
iconic beauty, as yet unseen,
if you're only courting
the Virgin Queen ...

So:
wax the monkey,
shave the bear,
jungle-creatures
cannot come in here.
Trim the hedges
and cut the trees,
then you'll know
how affection feels.

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
16
16.58
Guns And Rouses Paradise City Lyrics
Emma Shapplin Reprendo Mai Piu Lyrics