You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That b_____ Mary's lacking a Tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up...

Flicking through a little book of s__ tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when she's told
she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather
just forget it
Clingin' to not gettin' sentimental
Said she wasn't going
but she went still
Likes her gentleman not to be gentle
Was it a Mecca dobber or a betting pencil?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had

The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up
Oh flow, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go? Woah.

Falling about
You took a left off last laugh lane
just sounded it out
You're not coming back again.

Falling about
You took a left off last laugh Lane
You just sounded it out
You're not coming back again.

You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That b_____ Mary's lacking a Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

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