Last night something pretty bad happened.
We lost a friend.
All shocked and broken.
Shut down, exploded.

"Jed-E3" is what we first called him.
Then it was Jed.
Though Jed's system's dead.
Therefore, so's Jed.

We a__embled him in the Kitchen.
Made out of this and...
Made out of that and...
Whatever was at hand.

When we finished Jed we were so proud.
We celebrated.
Congratulated.
For what we'd created.

Jed could run and walk, sing and talk and...
Compile thoughts and...
Solve lots of problems.
We learned so much from him.

A couple years went by an' somethin' happened.
We gave Jed less attention.
We had new inventions.
We left for conventions.

Jed had found our booze and drank every drop.
He fizzled and popped.
He rattled and rocked.
Finally he just stopped.

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