Flight Of The Conchords Bret, You Got It Goin' On Lyrics

Hey there, Bret
I see you looking down
Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Just because I get more women than you
That's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure, you're weedy and kinda shy
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy.
They want you as a needle when they're rolling in the hay.
Just hear me out when I say

Bret, you got it goin' on.
The ladies get to know your s__uality
When they get to know your personality.

I said, Bret, you got it goin' on.
Not in a gay way
Just in a hey, mate,
I want to say that you're looking okay, mate.

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
That he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time, obviously
Just when he's got a problem with his self esteem
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable
Because you're b__pable
Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
If I say you've got a boom o wow
Come on, Bret
Help me out now
Bret you got it goin' on.
I got it goin' on.
That's the conclusion that I've come to
But that doesn't mean that I want to b__ you.
Bret, you've got it goin' on
Got it goin' on
No doubt about it
We'd be getting crazy
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
Oh, if one of us was a lady
And I was your man, if I was your man
Well, sometimes it gets lonely
And I need a woman
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
In fact, one time when we were touring
And I was really lonely
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you when you were sleeping
Put a wig on you
Ooh ooh ooh
And I just laid there and spooned you
Bret, you've got it goin' on