Less Than Jake Son Of Dick Lyrics

Well d___'s son
Has his CD's in neat lines
And a dad that reads every sign
And says, "I only drive 62.5"

Well I don't really mind
His coordinated closet or his folded clothes
But who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?

Well why
Why's everybody sweating me?
Because I go to Dairy Queen?
Well I
Why's everybody sweating me?
I'm the son of d___ Ramsbee

His dad
Boils water by time
And measures sugar by the line
Who tours the country in a Winnebago

And I
Know his dad's an a___ guy
And has a roomate stalked by the FBI
"Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?"
(Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa)

Well why
Why's everybody sweating me?
Because I go to Dairy Queen?
Well I
Why's everybody sweating me?
I'm just the son of d___ Ramsbee
I'm the son of d___
I'm the son of d___
I....I
I'm the son of d___
I'm the son of d___
I....I
I'm the son of d___
I'm the son of d___
I....I
I'm the son of d___
I'm the son of d___
I....I
I'm the son of d___
I'm the son of d___
I!

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