Plan B Dave From Leicester (Skit) Lyrics

Hi.
Hello.
Can we start with Dave: what's your question for Plan B?
Okay, Plan B. Hi!
How you doing bro?
Er, it's good man, yeah. Erm, I'm just, what I'm thinking is that a lot of time in the media black people are portrayed as dangerous, violent criminals and prostitutes who should all be locked away and you've chosen to agree with that image and to encourage it. Don't you think that's quite negative and unoriginal of you?
A'ight, what colour do you think I am?
Erm. Pff. I dunno (dunno.)