The Macc Lads Vigilante Shanty Lyrics

I used to be disgusting, now I'm just obscene,
I lick the feet of lamp posts where dogs have recently been.

I loiter in the pet shop, I loiter with intent,
I loiter near the hamsters, then I loiter in the gents.

(We spy creeps and lechers behind our privet hedges)
(Come on, chant a shanty for the village vigilante)
(We prosecute and pester poofs and child molesters)
(Come on, chant a shanty for the village vigilante)

Some men's wee is orange, some men's wee is yellow,
I collect it up in jam jars and hide it under my pillow,
Sometimes we have wee parties, my friend Nigel likes to boil it,
Jason has a spot of milk, I like it straight from the toilet.

(Perverts all despise us, we're the fairy liquidisers)
(Come on, chant a shanty for the village vigilante)
(We've watched you being offensive behind our picket fences)
(Come on, chant a shanty for the village vigilante)

(Perverts all despise us, we're the fairy liquidisers)
(Come on, chant a shanty for the village vigilante)

©1993 The Macc Lads

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