gravy train!!!! you made me gay Lyrics

I got somethin' to say! (what?)
I'm kinda gay! (yeah?)
I like to get paid and have s__ for days (no!)
So listen up ladies
I like guyz and hate babies
If you get me real drunk
I'll go for the junk in the trunk
You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime
But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it HUGETIME!
You open up your lips and try to seal my doom
So I make a beeline straight to the menz room

I thought you were cute
I thought your a__ was fine
But then I took down your pants
And I said "NEVER MIND!!!!