The Briefs Sex Objects Lyrics

i was alone and
i was so confused
but then i found a thing
that i could really use
she was only 19.95
so i blew her up and
watched her come alive
in the back of magazines
they hide behind the coretines
every color
every shape and
every size
delivered just in time
do you make a garuntee?
s__ objects s__ objects s__ objects
theyre for pretend
it couldnt be any better than this
the plastics smooth so i can kiss
everyday is just like the first
i hope i love her
she never frowns
its an easy thing to do
remember just the thought
you know you rarely share these things
loves funny with what it brings
sometimes either way
shes all mine
s__ objects s__ objects s__ objects
theyre for pretend
s__ objects s__ objects s__ objects
theyre for pretend
oh yeah
they tell me that its wrong
i knew that all along and
yes it may be strange but
but that dont change the fact
im in love with plastic s__
its an easy thing to do remember
just the thought you knew
you see you rarely share these things
loves funny with what it brings sometimes
either way shes all mine
s__ objects s__ objects s__ objects
theyre for pretend
s__ objects s__ objects s__ objects
theyre for pretend
treats me so nice
s__ objects
all day all night
s__ objects
synthetic skin i fit right in