he said "i'm fabulously rich,
c'mon just let's go"
she kinda bit her lip
"geez, i don't know"

but i can guarantee
there'll be no knock on the door
a total pro
that's what i'm here for

i come from downtown
born ready for you
armed with will and determination
and grace, too

the secret rules of engagement
are hard to endorse
when the appearance of conflict
meets the appearance of force

but i can guarantee
there'll be no knock on the door
a total pro here
that's what i'm here for

i come from downtown
born ready for you
armed with skill and its frustration
and grace, too

him? here? now? no!
him? here? now? no!

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