Tom Waits Barber Shop Lyrics

Good mornin Mr. snip snip snip wit'chur haircut just as short as mine
Good mornin Mr. snip snip snip wit'chur haircut just as short as mine
bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker agazine racks
hangin round the barber shop a side burnin close crop mornin mr. furgeson
what's the good word witcha
stayin outa trouble like a good boy should
I see you're still cuttin hair
I'm still cuttin classes
I got a couple of passes to the ringle bros. barn bail circus afternoon
i see you lost a little round the middle and your lookin reel good
sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood
what's the low down Mr. Brown
I heard you boy's leavin town I just bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue
throw me over sports page cincinnati's lookin' good
always been for pittsburgh and I lay you 10 to 1
that the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done
you know the hair's gettin longer
you know the skirts gettin shorter
and don't you know you can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border
now if your mama saw you smokin why she'd kick your a__
put it out you little juvenile and put it out fast
oh if i had a million dollars well what would i do
probly be a barber not a b__ like you
still gotchur paper route now that's just fine
now you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time
you be keepin little circus money and spend it on a girl
know i give the best haircuts in the whole wide world