Every time I get the urge to visit my home town.
I'm sure that all my cousins will try to track me down.
My heart says 'Go' my head says 'No, it's best to stay away'.
But if I'm up here I'm sure to hear all those jerk offs say:

'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! It ain't that long you must remember me.
'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! Hey we're your cousins, we're your family.

Fredo was my cousin, he couldn't make his bail.
I was talking to his father, he said 'let him rock in jail'
But I pitied his poor mother. She said Vinnie your a prince.
I paid his bail he's out of jail, I ain't seen the f___ since.

'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! It ain't that long you must remember me.
'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! Hey we're your cousins, we're your family.

My cousin Rose got married, she said the family would be there.
And they would love to see me as if I f___ing cared.
They ate, they drank they danced all night my cousins had they filled.
And when it all was over you can guess who paid the bill.

'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! It ain't that long you must remember me.
'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
'Hey Cousin Vinnie! Yo Cousin Vinnie! Hey we're your cousins, we're your family.
Hey we're your cousins we're your family.
We're your cousins, we're your family.

f___!

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