Stephen Lynch For the Ladies Lyrics

I kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love I say,
You turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
and I lie wondering just what I should do...

I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,
I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,
when I tell you that I love you I wll look you in the eye,
as I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...