Elton John & Eminem Stan Lyrics

Eminem:
Dear Slim,
I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager,
and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn,
you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem
at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy
when I jot 'em
but anyways; effete, what's been up?
Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too,
I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter,
guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie.
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over
some b____ who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday
but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground
stuff that you did with Scam
I got a room full of your
posters and your pictures man
I like the stuff you did with
Ruckus too, that s___ was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours,
your biggest fan. This is Stan

Elton John:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
Oh, I can't see at all
And even if I could it would all be great
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
not so bad...

Eminem:
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote,
I hope you have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's messed up
you don't answer fans.
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the concert
you didn't have to,
but you could have signed an autograph for Matthew.
That's my little brother, man.
He's only 6 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold for you for 4 hours
and you just said no.
That's pretty crummy man,
you're like his favourite idol
He wants to be just like you man,
he likes you more than I do.
I ain't that mad,
though I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I write you
You would write back.
See, I'm just like you in a way.
I never knew my father neither,
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her.
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your songs.
So when I have a crummy day,
I drift away and put 'em on.
Cause I don't really got s___ else,
so that s___ helps when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest.
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds.
It's like adrenaline.
The Pain is such a sudden rush for me.
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you
'cause you tell it.
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, Slim,
no one does.
She don't know what it was like
for people like us growing up.
You've gotta call me man.
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, Stan. PS: We should be together too.

Eminem:
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans
this will be the last package
I ever send your *ss.
It's been six months and still no word
I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you,
I hope you hear it.
I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim,
I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins,
"In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved
that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all,
then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you
coulda rescued me from drowning Now it's too late.
I'm on a thousand downers now i'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know i ripped all your
pictures off the wall.
I loved you Slim, we could have been together.
Think about it, You ruined it now,
I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it.
And when you dream,
I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it.
I hope your conscious eats at you
and you can't breathe without me.
See Slim, {screaming} shut up b____, I'm trying to talk
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk.
But I didn't slit her throat,
I just tied her up, see I ain't like you.
'Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more,
then she'll die too.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now.
Oh shoo, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this tape out?

Eminem:
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner,
but I've just been busy.
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now,
how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flatterd you'd call your daughter that.
And here's an autograph for your brother
I wrote it on the Starter cap.
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show,
I must have missed you.
Don't think I did that s___ intentionally,
just to diss you.
but what's this stuff you said about you
like to cut your wrists too?
I say that stuff just clownin' dog,
c'mon, how messed up is you?
You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some
counselin'
To help your a__ from bouncin' off the
walls when you get down some.
And what's this junk about us meant to be together?
That type of c___'ll make me
not want us to meet each other.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other.
Or maybe you just need to treat her better.
I hope you get to read this letter.
I just hope it reaches you in time.
Before you hurt yourself,
I think that you'd be doin' just fine
If you'd relax a little.
I'm glad that I inspire you, but Stan
Why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I do want you as a fan.
I just don't want you to do some crazy bit.
I seen this one s___ on the news a couple weeks ago
that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk and she was
pregnant with his kid,
And in the car they found a tape
but it didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it...his name was...it was you.
d___.