Cliff Richard Livin Doll (The Young Ones Soundtrack) Lyrics

Neil: Look everyone, he's coming through the doors
Vyvyan: BRILLIANT he didn't even open them
Neil: He's here
Mike: Quick rik do the speech
Rik: Hey kids, stop snogging and pay attention to me
Coz if you're a wild eyed loner standing at the gates of oblivion
Then hitch a ride with us, cuz we're on the last freedom moped out of nowhere city
And we haven't even told our parents what time we'll be back
So pull on your dancing trousers and get down to the total and utter king of rock'n'roll, CLIFF RICHARD

Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll
Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll

Cliff: O.K guys, ready Vyv
Vyvyan: Completely ready when you are Shaky
Neil: Does anybody know where the toilets are
Mike: Does all this money really have to go to charity
Rik: Yes it does michael. Hi Cliff it's me
Cliff: Who are you
Rik: Great joke your majesty

Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll (livin doll)
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll (livin doll)
I got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul (fies my soul) (fies my soul?)
(Rik: Yes Vyvyan it's raunchy)
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll
(Mike: Shut up guys)
(Vyvyan: What does this b___on do)

Take a look at her hair, it's real
If you don't believe what I say, just feel (Do I know this girl)
I'm gonna lock her up in a trunk so no big hunk
Can steal her away from me (Get down)

Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll
Vyvyan: Hey Cliff I've just invented a great new sound
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll (Settle down chaps)
Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll

Rik: OK daddio lay the next funky bit on me
Mike: He means what happens now Cliff
Cliff: The instrumental break
Vyvyan: Great Cliff which instruments do you want us to break?
Piano
Violin
Didgereedoo
Rik: Vyvyan's trousers
Vyvyan: Rik's head
Neil: Yeah ugh ugh Neil's head
Vyvyan: Cliffs head
NO NO

Well take a look at her hair, it's real
If you don't believe what I say, just feel
I'm gonna lock her up in a trunk so no big hunk
Can steal her away from me

Rik: I still feel locking her up in a trunk is politically unsound
Mike: It's only a song Rik
Neil: Well I feel sorry for the elephant

Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll (All right guys, harmonies now)
Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll
Oohhoohhoohh
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll

Cliff: Can I go now
Rik: Er yes thanks Cliff, bye
Right kids if you don't buy this record then you're an utter utter utter utter utter