The Suicide Machines The Vans Song Lyrics

Well, youre just like a club f__ wearing Doc Martens
Get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip-ons
Worship Jeff Spicoli not Chris Cornell
Get a pair of Vans or God will send you to Hell
To Hell
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Since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone elses kitchen
The plain truth is that you just plain suck
So why should I tell you not to waste a hundred bucks
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when Im walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Dont wear no Doc Martens
Cant wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks
If you want to wear them you dont have to ride a skateboard
You can even wear them with a pair of old cords
Someonell probably tell you that theyre not in trend
Just tell them thats the reason why you dont have any friends
No friends
I dont wanna hear about alternative footwear
And I dont wanna hear about your new hair-do
I dont give a s___ about you stupid m_________ers
Cause I just wanna get a pair of olive green chukas!
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when Im walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Dont wear no Doc Martens
Cant wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when Im walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Dont wear no Doc Martens
Cant wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks