South Park Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Lyrics

[Cartman:] Weeelllll,

Kyle's mom's a b____, she's a big fat b____,
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid b____, if there ever was a b____,
She's a b____ to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a b____
On Tuesday she's a b____
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a b____
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha beeyotch.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old b____, and she has stupid hair,
She's a b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____
b____, b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____
She's a stupid b____, Kyle's Mom's a b____,
And she's such a dirty b____.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in four different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old b____, and she has stupid hair,
She's a b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____
b____, b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____.
She's a stupid b____, Kyle's Mom's a b____,
And she's such a dirty b____;

I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking b____
Big old fat stinkin' b____, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!