Weird Al Yankovic Bob Lyrics

I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even ~¤~ If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam ~¤~ Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon ~¤~ Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil ~¤~ Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir ~¤~ Do geese see God?
Do nine men interpret? Nine men, I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now? ~¤~ Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap ~¤~ Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah! Satan sees Natasha ~¤~ No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol ~¤~ Not a banana baton
No x in Nixon ~¤~ O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
Naomi, I moan ~¤~ A Toyota's a Toyota
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh, no! Don Ho! ~¤~ Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines ~¤~ Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu ~¤~ We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

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