Captain Dan And The Scurvy Crew We be Sailin' Lyrics

Chorus:
Sea Dawg-
Captain's got the plans(capd: We be sailin')
to ship this contraband(capd: We be sailin')
swashbucklin rows of his foes
rollin' into port like noone knows
he's got fleets of mighty ships(capd: We be sailin')
war galleons he's got six(capd: We be sailin')
when he comes to the shore or your door
you better give him all your money or prepare for war

CaptainD:
i've been sailin the seas for 10,000 days
breakin through the waves setting ships ablaze
i'll kill your whole crew just to get me plunder
when my flag's a sailin yo its lighting and thunder
we're questing for these riches while smacking all your b____es
nothing's left and the theft has left me crew with stitches
leaving all your gold and your jewel's stole
we'll take your spices and your dices to the shore to be sold
now how many men want to join my crew
if you stay on your ship then you're surely through
join me if you want to sail into the blue
for the treasures and loot and the infamy too
if you're not in fine
its the end of your line
the sharks will eat you
happens all the time
all thats yours is mine
when you've got no spine
we're sailing for the fame at the cost of your dime

*chorus*

Sea Dawg:
We be some badass sailors eluding the jailors
while your drivebys leave bodies our drivebys be leavin craters
you can hear the b____es wail when we sail
we're never off beat sail raid and then we spend and repeat
sailings a way of life you're lookin so rife
for plunderin hear those cannons thunderin, wonderin
am i gonna see another day
attacks underway
every boat we see's an all you can steal buffet
we make ourselves prolific up and down the pacific
specifically under the flag of pirate c to the d
bein' a pirate seems like the best place to be
from the crow's nest no landlubber eludes me
you think you'll stay safe, well I disagree
ive sailed the darkest waters of the blackest sea
i'm enigmatic erratic my raids are dramatic
i settle disputes by the sword and i screw the diplomatic

*chorus*

CapD:
The plunderin was finished
the crew had been diminished
we left them no water
and 4 tons of spinach
we scrambled from the frigate with our jewels and gold
piles growing so high you won't believe if I told
avast ye rats
hurry raise the mast
and don't run and shout
come about really fast
volley the cannon blast at long last those b______s smashed their sails had crashed
here come some more
just look to the shore
they've got cannon's galore we cant hardly ignore
our perilous fate no time for debate
i became irate at their current state
i screamed all hands on deck
lets go 'way anchor
the dirty deed is done so so long ye w___ers
we'll sail to the shore where we'll go to the store
sell off all our booty and we'll plunder some more.

*chorus*