Strong Bad THE Cheat is NOT DEAD Lyrics

The Cheat, man
Where did we go wrong
Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears (that was yesterday)
This one's for you

I got mad at The Cheat, uh
For s_______ up the jumble caper, uh
I hope I don't see his name in the paper
In the obituaries
'Cause that would mean he's dead

The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead (dead)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead (dead)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not

Just the claps
Just the claps
Strong Sad, I didn't know you had any rhythm
(Oh, sure, I got tons of rhythm)
Uh
Uh
All right, guys, keep it rollin' for me
Keep it rollin'
Come on

I cracked wise at The Cheat
But in my defense, he cracked wise at me first
I hope he doesn't end up in a hearse
At the cemetery
'Cause once again, that would mean that he's dead

The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead (whoa, where'd this choir come from)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead (you guys sound great)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead

Cheat is not dead (Cheat is not dead)
Cheat is not dead (Cheat is not dead)
No, The Cheat's not dead (Cheat is not dead)
The Cheat is not dead (Cheat is not dead)
Oh, he's dead (Cheat is not dead)
No he's not dead (Cheat is not dead)
I said The Cheat's not dead, now (Cheat is not dead)
No, Cheat's not dead (Cheat is not dead)
Let's call the store (Cheat is not dead)
Check the receipts (Cheat is not dead)
Got the frozen food (Cheat is not dead)
The Cheat is not dead (Cheat is not dead)
Well, The Cheat's not dead (Cheat is not dead)
Cheat is not dead (Cheat is not dead)
No, he's never been dead (Cheat is not dead)
Said The Cheat is not dead (Cheat is not dead)
Whoa, dead (Cheat is not dead)
Whoa, he's not dead (Cheat is not dead)
No, he's not dead (Cheat is not dead)
No, he's not dead (Cheat is not dead)
No, The Cheat is not dead
Cheat is not dead

Ohhhhh