Forgive Me, I am Swedish
Written by Mattias Ia Eklundh
About the song:
(The hard-core fanatic might recognize the chorus of "Forgive Me..." in "Numb" from Ia´s Freak Guitar album).

Describe me in two words? Com-Plex...
Furious as a lamb, sensitive as a T-rex

I am part Volvo, I am part p___ography
I am part Ingmar Bergman; a black and white misery

I am Pippi Longstocking and fermented Baltic herring smell
I am absolute Vodka, I am a Viking straight from hell

I am part a minor, part a major chord
I am one huge ambivalent smorgasbord

But I would never ever let you know who I really am...
Unless I get drunk!

I don´t wanna argue, I´ll do anything you say
I don´t wanna argue, I´ll pay! I´ll pay!
Out to lunch? Forgive me, I am Swedish

I don´t wanna argue and I don´t want to be rude
But I demand the right to go swimming in the nude
Out to lunch? Forgive me, I am Swedish

I am part Abba, Bjorn Borg and Ace of Base
I am part hooligan with a blue and yellow face

I make the finest arms, still I´m a sitting duck
I´m a two week vacation at the Canary Islands
Where I can be a schmuck!

But I would never ever let you know who I really am
Unless I get drunk!

f___ me, you won´t do what I tell you!
f___ me, you won´t do what I tell you!
f___ me, you won´t do what I tell you!
f___ me, you won´t do what I tell you!

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