Yeah them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong
They're too d___ skinny and way too long
Well I ain't a holy roller, so I just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong

Well them boys down there in Texas they got some d___ fine weed
They smuggle across the Rio, they use that Mexican breed
Well that's exploitin' cheap labor, but hell that's a Texican's creed
Them boys down in Texas got some d___ fine weed

Well them boys in Colorado they'd just as soon pan for gold
The nights are too long, the growin' season's too cold
They just as soon smoke a joint that Jason Boland had rolled
Least that's what I been told

Yeah them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong
They're too d___ skinny and way too long
Well I ain't a holy roller, so I just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong

Well them boys down there in Norman they got a kinky streak
They'd like to roll their own their Sooner wrists are too weak
They'll sure start to puff'n if you stick one in their beak
Them boys down in Norman got a kinky streak

Them boys in Louisiana they got trouble growin' their weed
The alligators is mean, they eat up all the seeds
But on a bayou night by the light of the full moon
You can walk out and pick ya a sack full of 'shrooms

Yeah them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong
They're too d___ skinny and way too long
Well I ain't a holy roller, so I just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong

Yeah them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong
They keep on rollin' 'em all night long
Mine looks like a pregnant dog but I'd just as soon use a bong
Well them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong

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