My mother said
that I never should
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

And thats why
I'm a w___er
I'm a w___er
And does it good like it b_____ well should
I'm a w___er
I'm a w___er
And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found that i prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

And thats why
I'm a w___er
I'm a w___er
And it does me good like it b_____ well should
I'm w___er
I'm a w___er
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turned to water
And I think im going blind

I've w___ed over Italy
I've w___ed over Spain
I've w___ed in an omibus
I've even had a w___ in a train

I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat

And thats why
I'm a w___er
I'm a w___er
and it does me good like it b_____ well should
I'm a w___er
I'm a w___er
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turned to water
And I think im going blind

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