Joe:
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
Du miserabler hurensohn
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen heissen gelockten
schwanz Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!

Mach es sehr schnell Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Mach es sehr schnell Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

Sy Borg:
Pick me...I'm clean... I am also programmed for conversational English.
May I have this dance?

Joe:
I've got a better idea...

f___ me, you ugly son of a b____
You ugly son of a b____
f___ me, you ugly son of a b____

Stick it out Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Stick it out Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Stick it out Stick out yer hot curly weenie Weenie...weenie, weenie, weenie!

Make it go fast In and out, (In and out) Magical Pig
Make it go fast In and out, (In and out) Magical Pig
Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts Fire
Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts Fire

Don't get no j__z upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no j__z upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no j__z upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no j__z upon that sofa, sofa

Sy Borg:
What's a girl like you
Doing in a place
like this?
Do you come
here often?
Wait a minute...
I've got it...
You're an Italian...
What? You're Jewish?
Love your nails...
You must be a Libra...
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?

See the chrome
Feel the chrome
Touch the chrome
Heal the chrome
See the screaming
Hot black steaming
Iridescent naugahyde
python screaming
Steam Roller!

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER. Joe and his date an going back
to the apartment to have a little party...

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
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Augie March Mother Greer Lyrics
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