Adam and Andrew We Are Lesbians Lyrics

[ Chorus ]

[ Lesbian 1: ] I'm a lesbian
[ Lesbian 2: ] She's a lesbian
[ Both: ] OH, WE ARE LESBIANS!
[ L1: ] Kissing in the rain
[ Both: ] KISSING IN THE RAIN!
[ L1: ] I'm a lesbian
[ L2: ] She's a lesbian
[ Both: ] OH, WE ARE LESBIANS!
[ L1: ] Touch me there again
[ Both: ] TOUCH ME THERE AGAIN!
[ L1: ] I just licked your tongue
[ L2: ] Won't you grab...
[ Both: ] ... MY b___?!

[ Line 1 ]

[ L1: ] We're international hits from a foreign country
If I didn't have t__s you wouldn't listen to me
We don't write our own songs, we don't do our own beats
We just fondle each other while the camera's rolling
[ L2: ] We had boyfriends but they never got blown
Now we're naked on the cover of that mag, Rolling Stone
We're all over the news and the world is in shock
We're young and we're hot, and we don't like the c___...
'Cause...

[ Repeat Chorus ]

[ Dialog 1 ]

[ L1: ] Hey, D'you know what I hate?
[ L2: ] What d'you hate?
[ L1: ] p____!!! Oh, my god!
[ L2: ] Oh, Yes!
[ L1: ] Hey, I hate the big ones...
[ L2: ] D'you hate the big ones?!
[ L1: ] I hate the big ones and the small ones! Oh, God!
[ L1: ] Hey, I got a good idea for a game!
We play hide-and-go-seek...
[ L2: ] Ah-ah
[ L1: ] ... You hide and then we have s__ with each other!
Oh, my god! That is so...
[ L2: ] Lesbian s__!!! Ahahah...
[ L1: ] No, we'll call it hide-and-go-s__, yeah!
[ L2: ] Ahahah...

[ L1: ] Like a nasty car crash, you just can't look away
If you're a young girl then we'll give you some play
Because girls are so hot and guys are passé
Did I mention we have s__ like everyday?
[ L2: ] I guess we're a fad or so I've been warned
If the money runs out, you'll see us starring in p___
We don't care if you're straight, it's ok if you watch
While I'm combing her hair with her face in my crotch

[ Repeat Chorus ]

[ Dialog 2 ]

[ L1: ] Hey, guess what my favorite band is?
[ L2: ] What's your favorite band?
[ L1: ] My favorite band is 'Bush'!
[ Both: ] AHAHAH...
[ L1: ] D'you know who my favorite president is?
[ L2: ] Who?
[ L1: ] I kind of like Clinton...
[ L2: ] Ah...
[ L1: ] Just kidding, 'Bush'!!!
[ Both: ] AHAHAH...
[ L2: ] Uhm, I really like gym teachers...

[ L1 ] People looking at me
Watching from their TV
Have we done enough?
[ L2 ] Model for lingerie
'Cause we're hot and we're gay
[ Both: ] SHOULD I SHOW MY m___?!

[ Repeat Chorus ]

...
[ L1: ] I just licked your b___
[ L2: ] You are such a s___
[ L1: ] Only for girls that is!
[ L2: ] Ahahah...

[ L1: ] Do we make out after this?
[ L2: ] Ok
[ L1: ] Alright...

( Kissing )