Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
Youre out of luck
Im rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to f___

Too drunk to f___
Too drunk to f___
Too drunk, to f___
Im too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To f___

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out car tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In eraserhead

Too drunk to f___
Too drunk to f___
Too drunk, to f___
Its all I need right now
Too drunk to f___

Too drunk to f___
Too drunk to f___
Too drunk, to f___
Im sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to f___

Im about to drop
My heads a mess
The only salvation is
Ill never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your f___in retainer
Put it in your purse

Im too drunk to f___
Youre to drunk to f___
Too drunk to f___
Its all I need right now oh baby
Im melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to f___
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Oooohhh

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