Bernadette Peters & Tom Wopat Anything You Can Do Lyrics

ANYTHING you can do, *I* can do better
HA!
I can do ANYTHING better than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can Yes I can
Anything you can be I can be greater, sooner or later I'm greater than you
No you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
Yes I am Yes I am!
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that?
Yep
You sound like a rat
Any note you can sing I can sing higher
I can sing any note higher than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can!
How DO you sing that high?
I'm a GIRL
Anything you can say I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
*whisper*No you can't
*whisper* Yes I can *switch to yell* YES I CAN!!!!
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without being caught?
You bet
That's what I thought, you crook
Any note you can hold I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't
Yes I can Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can
Yes you can
Where do you keep all that air?
uhh
ohh
Anything you can say I can say faster
I can say anything faster than you
Noyoucan't
YesIcan
*becomes too fast to hear*
I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie?
No
Neither can I
Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Oh yes I can
No you can't, can't, cant
Yes I can, can, can
No you caaaaannnnnnnnn't
Yes I caaaaaannnnnnnnn't