Ben Folds Rent a Cop Lyrics
            I'm 'trolling food court for girls
            Yeah, it's the best job in the world
            They know they're safe with me
            They love my little mustache
            They love a man in uniform
            Ooh
        
            With my sunglasses they can't
            See what I'm really looking at
            And as they're walking by
            I whisper through my doughnut
            Hey baby, baby light that a__ on fire
        
            How long must this day go on?
            I got to stand here two more hours till I
            Punch the clock
            How long must this day go on?
            Ooh
        
            No kid, they don't give me a gun
            I don't get paid enough to run
            So you can call me what you want
            I'll be hanging at the check out
            Checking out your girlfriend
            Figure out how she's going to fit all of that
            b___ into that underwear - yeah
            Yeah, yeah
        
            Hey girl if you can't recall
            Where you parked your daddy's car
            Then I could help you out
            All alone in this
            great big mall
            Ooh
        
            How long must this day go on?
            I got to stand here two more hours
            Till it's Miller Time
            How long must this day go on?
            Whoa oh oh, oh oh
        
            I'm 'trolling food court for girls
        
            I whisper through my doughnut
            I whisper through my doughnut
            I whisper through my doughnut
            Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby
            Light that
            Light that a__ on fire
        
            Alright, that's good
        
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