Blink-182 Happy holidays, you bastard Lyrics

It's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two f___in' presents
Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two f___in' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
(Unless your dad will suck me off)
I'll never talk to you again
(Unless your mom will touch my c___)
I'll never talk to you again
(e________ into a sock)
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor Day, and my grandpa just ate seven f___in' hot dogs
Labor Day, and my grandpa just ate seven f___in' hot dogs
And he s___, s___, s___ his pants
He's always f___in' s___tin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
(Unless your dad will suck me off)
I'll never talk to you again
(Unless your mom will touch my c___)
I'll never talk to you again
(e________ into a sock)
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

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