Slightly Stoopid I Couldn't Get High Lyrics

I've got new sunglasses
And I've got backstage passes for y'all
Girls with fine a__es
Yeah oh yeah
Sunshine, girlies and money
What it takes to get me on a roll
Some call me Mr. Soul

I went to this party the other night
Said I want to feel what my brain had felt like
I grabbed my bottle and I start drinkin' wine
I thought pretty soon that I would be feelin' fine
But no I couldn't get high
Oh no
And then I couldn't get high
Oh no
And then I don't know why

Threw down the bottle and then I whipped out my pipe
Stuffed it full of goodies and then I gave that s___ a light
I huffed and I puffed
Good Lord I smoked and I choked
I smoking for so long
Until my heart was nearly broke
Because I couldn't get high
Oh no
And then I couldn't get high
Oh no
And then I try I tried

I threw down the pipe
Just as p___ed as I could be
Gobbled down a mound of some LSD
I waited and I waited for my body to zing
I waited I waited but not a f___ing thing
Because I couldn't get high
Oh no
And then I couldn't get high
Oh no
Lord I don't know why

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