Offspring Disclaimer Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to the disclaimer,
That's right the disclaimer,
This 'merican apple pie institution
known as parental discretion
which might actually make you think,
And will also insult your intelligence at the same time,
So, protect your family,
This album contains explicit depictions of things which are REAL,
These REAL things are commonly known as life,
So, if it sounds sarcastic,
don't take it seriously,
If it sounds dangerous,
do not try this at home or at all,
And if it offends you,
just don't listen to it