Stephen Lynch What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys Lyrics

Spoken:
Uh, what if that guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost his car keys here we go..

whispered:
catchy t__le I know

singing:
Where the f___ are my car keys
they were right here in my hand

I had 'em just a second ago

Did I leave them here in the kitchen
or underneath the cushouns of the couch

Well I cant find them
anywhere
any- oh here they are.

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