In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my b____ I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy

My girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say, No, not today, it's only Tuesday

Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way I do it
Do it do it

Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do it

You know, it doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?

Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them

You know, it doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?

Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them

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