Bo Selecta Proper Crimbo Lyrics

Come na sing with me, proper crimbo,
I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo,
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper crimbo,
So excited you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo,

On the seven days of Christmas my true love came to me,
A peregrine falcon, proper bo I tell thee,
She had two trainers and a beanie hat,
A new set of headphones all shiny n black,
I didn't sleep that night,
For Santa to come,
I wet the bed, that's what I had done,
Cos Christmas time is the place to be,
I always wake up in a puddle of wee,
With a ho ho and a silent night,
A little chipolata I'll be feeling alright,
Turkeys on the table, which brings a crowd,
Celebrate crimbo I tell thee all.

{reet o}

Come now sing with me, proper crimbo,
selecta,
I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo,
selecta,
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper crimbo,
selecta,
So excited you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo,

You-whoo.
Ho, ho, ho.
I'm a bad m____,
I got presents y'all for the two by two,
They goes watch out cos i got time for you,
Super funky and you're one of us,
Watch out Santa cos here i come,
I sleep on the floor,
Never ever on the bed,
That's Santa's style, all in your head,
It's me dressed up, come sit on my knee,
Got gifts for y'all, what you got for me,
Chamone, chamone, chamone, chamone,
Chamone check, check tha-cone,
I said bubbles ain't a monkey,
She can move real funky,
Chamone check, check tha-cone,
That's right, oww.

Come now sing with me, proper crimbo,(selecta)
I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo,(selecta)
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper crimbo, (selecta)
So excited you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo

hey up wheres that band gon?
c'mon kids help us out
sing with me
la la la
chek it out
lalala
can I get a rewind
lalala
very gooood
lalala,lalala,lalala
C'mon now right lets get it together
you two kids,sing with me

Come now sing with me, proper crimbo,
{take me for a drink}
I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo
{take ya for a *baaaa*}
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper crimbo,
{so exited}
So excited you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo
(x3)
{can I get a key change}
so exited (x3)
proper crimbo(x3)
bo selecta