Honey whatcha cryin at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?

Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer-up, chin-up
Its time to bring a happy attitude

Keep it positive
As you slap her to the floor
Keep it positive
As you pull her hair and call her w____

You can take her in a fight

You and he will reunite!

You know we're right
We're positive

KILL HER!

ELLE,
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway she's twice my size
who's gotta plan B?

GIRL,
Uh, me.
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance
and you won
You off the hizzle, gee!

ELLE,
what?

GIRLS,
Keep it positive
Yeah! Let out your inner freak!
Keep it positive
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week

You will whet his appetite
You and he will reunite

You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi...

ELLE,
(Spoken)
Omigod... You're making me sick.

VIVIENNE,
(Spoken)
Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place.

GIRLS,
AAAAHHHH!!!!
Hey, hey, hey!
Keep it positive
That he loves you and not her
More hotter
And I bet ya smarter!
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't her her steal him
Wake him up like sleepin beauty
Turn his head with your red hot booty
You bring the noise if you bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk
shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake,
Whoo

(DANCE BREAK)

ELLE,
(Spoken)
Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait!
(Sung)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this to far
No I'm positive
This is Harvard not a stripper bar
All this trashy carryin' on
Thats the reason that he's gone
I need a salon
Girls I'm

ALL,
Positive

ELLE,
Try not to get upset
But I'm

ALL,
Positive

ELLE,
That it's time for me to go brunette

GIRLS,
what!?

ELLE,
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactly squat!
Gotta to show him I've got more to give

GIRLS
Oh, oh, oh

ELLE
No I'm positive

GIRLS,
Positive

ELLE,
I'm positive

GIRLS,
Positive

ELLE,
I'm positive

GIRLS,
Positive
Positive

ALL,
Positive!

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