CONFIDANTE
They say that this youth
has set my lady's
heart aflame!

FIRST FOP
His Lordship, sure,
would die of shock!

SECOND FOP
His Lordship, is,
a laughing-stock!

CONFIDANTE
Should he suspect her,
God protect her!

ALL THREE
Shame! Shame! Shame!

This faithless lady's
bound for Hades!
Shame! Shame! Shame!

COUNTESS (CARLOTTA)
Serafimo-your disguise is perfect
Why who can this be?

DON ATTILIO (PIANGI)
Gentle wife, admit your loving husband

My love-I am called to England on
affairs of State, and must leave you
with your new maid

Though I'd happily take the maid
with me

COUNTESS (CARLOTTA)
The old fool is leaving

Serafimo-away with this pretence
You cannot speak but kiss me in
my husband's absence!
Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Haha,
Haha!
Time I tried to get a better better half!

COUNTESS AND CHORUS
Poor fool, he doesn't know!
Hoho
Hoho!
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!

PHANTOM'S VOICE
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?

MEG
He's here, the Phantom of the Opera

CHRISTINE
It's him

CARLOTTA
Your part is silent, little toad!

PHANTOM'S VOICE
A toad, Madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad...

COUNTESS (CARLOTTA)
Serafimo, away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss in my CROAK!
Poor fool, he makes me laugh
Hahahahaha! CROAK! CROAK! CROAK!
CROAK! CROAK! CROAK!

FIRMIN
Ladies and gentlemen we apologize, the performance will continue in ten minutes time, when the role of the Countess will be played by Miss Daae. Until then, we would crave your indulgence for a few moments.

ANDRE
Meanwhile, we would like to give you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera. The mistro,...the ballet the ballet, now, please!!!

FIRMIN
Thank you!

RAOUL
Are you alright?

CHRISTINE
Raoul, we're not safe here

FIRMIN
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats. Do not panic. It was simply an accident, an accident.

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