I want to f___ a dog in the a__
he wants to f___ a dog in the a__
I want to f___ a dog
that's right kids

i tried to f___ your mom in the a__
tried to f___ your dad in the a__
could only find a dog.....in his a__

we wanna f___ a dog in the a__
we wanna f___ a dog in the a__
we wanna f___ a dog

i tried to f___ a f___in pirate in the a__
(pirate says "Ay, me and my first matey ya scurvy curr")
tried to f___ a f___ing pirate
but i found a dog
(pirate says "Ay that was no pirate man that was my own sister.")
(Mark says "It's a Mexican pirate.")

we wanna f___ a dog in the a__
we wanna f___ a dog in the a__
wanna f___ a f___in dog

f___ you.

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