[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a b____, she's a big fat b____,
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid b____ if there ever was a b____,
She's a b____ to all the boys and girls!

[Kyle]
Shut your f___ing mouth Cartman!

[Cartman]
On Monday she's a b____, on Tuesday she's a b____,
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a b____,
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

Come on, you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair,
She's a b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____...
b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, she's a stupid b____!
Kyle's mom's a b____, and she just a dirty b____!

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little bit somethin' like this!

(Cartman & kids in various languages)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair,
She's a b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____...
b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, she's a stupid b____!

[Stan]
Uh, Cartman...

[Cartman]
Kyle's mom's a b____, and she just a dirty b____!

I really mean it Kyle's mom!
She's a big fat, f___iiin' biiiiiitch,
Mean old fat f___in' b____, Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa...

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