stroke it, smoke it
make it glad
it's not that hard
scrub it, rub it
just sing a long
it's not that hard
say it, pray it
turn on the mic
and work it like a child
don't talk to me 'bout wasted youth
like it's going out of style

this is a pipe you cannot smoke
this is a beast that you may stroke
but in a case of emergency

(c'mon and stroke the shaft)

stroke the shaft
make it last
not too fast
the head's off limits
grip the staff, alpha-mast
cast a grasp
the head's off limits!

scorch it, torch it
make it blaze
man, that was rad!
stroke it don't choke it
just provoke it
man, that was bad!
(bad a__)

this is a pipe you cannot smoke
this is a beast that you may stroke
but in a case of emergency
(break the glass and stroke the shaft)

stroke the shaft
make it last
not too fast
the head's off limits
grip the staff
alpha-mast
cast a grasp
the head's off limits!

stroke the shaft
make it last
not too fast
the head's off limits
grip the staff
razmatazz
alpha-mast
the head's off limits!

ooooh, do you remember "too fast for love"
we fit together like hand in glove
we used to make s___ levitate, baby, we were sooo
got to get my shaft stroked

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